The Banana Snort 

Rant, Story

I think I have entirely to much confidence when consuming bananas in public. It seems to freak people out.

¬†Except for the dude who seemed to be on a very important call. I apologize, I should have never made eye contact. Poor dude started air laughing then snorted in an effort to breath. That’s my bad. Hope it wasn’t a phone interview.

First rule of banana consumption: Never make eye contact.

Jesus, Jered.